American men

A couple days ago, the arch of my foot was aching, so I asked Brad if he'd rub it. I sat in a chair in the living room and Brad sat on the floor in front of me and massaged my foot. Marie looked up from where she was sitting on the couch and said, "I think Korean women should marry American men." We asked her why and she replied, "I've never seen my father rub my mother's feet!"

I'm not sure which was bigger: Brad's smile or his swelling chest.

Aren't I lucky?